Total Medals Earned: 7 (From 4 different games.) Total Medal Score: 140 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/400 points)
Buy the smasher: "Wizard"
Buy the smasher: "Droid"
Buy the smasher: "Ghost
Buy the smasher: "Teleporter"
Buy the smasher: "Plane"
Buy the smasher: "Spaceship"
Buy the smasher: "Tank"
Buy the smasher: "Turret"
Buy the smasher: "Deity"
Medals Earned: 2/12 (50/440 points)
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Finish one third of the levels.
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Medals Earned: 3/11 (60/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.